National Drunk Blogging Day: And So It Begins

December 28, 2006 at 7:18 pm | In inappropriate, navel | 5 Comments

I just want you all to know that one of my oldest friends (for past 18 years) gave me a ‘feminist chocolate bar’ from Antigone bookstore in Tucson, Arizona. The wrapper features such chocolatey titles as ‘Our Bon Bons, Ourselves’ and ‘A Rumball of One’s Own’. In other words, it’s probably the best chocolate in the history of time.

You should also know that shrimp toast includes an ingredient called yam beans. This sounds suspiciously like ‘yameeeeeeeeeeeen?’ I’m not sayin, I’m just sayin.

I am in a room full of people talking to cats as if they were people. This is why I like cat people. They don’t do the scary baby/puppy voice thing. Although last night through my friend Miso I met an extremely friendly dalmatian.

Today I watched Clueless again. I can’t wait to say ‘I’m totally having a Twin Peaks experience’; or, also, ‘You don’t understand. This is an Aliya’. Oh, Alicia Silverstone. After Batman & Robin there was no helping you.

Drunk blogging will continue after I go to a fancy wedding later this evening and take advantage of the poshest open bar in the city of Philadelphia. In the meantime you can find other participants here.

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Hey, good to see you are in the spirit of the day!

Comment by Vic — December 29, 2006 #

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what on earth is a yam bean?

Comment by Rootietoot — December 29, 2006 #

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I talk to my cats like people too! Happy drunk blogging!

Comment by hedonisticpleasureseeker — December 29, 2006 #

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Open bar? Cool. Tell us all about it.

Comment by Northern Girl — December 30, 2006 #

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I get one mofo sentence? what? referring to the dalmation?

i agree about the cat/dog voice. except the dog voice used to address the dalmation is a white boy speaking spanish. hilar.

i hope you mean you love clueless and that it’s the best movie ever…right??

Comment by miso — January 2, 2007 #

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