Youtube mashup

June 4, 2007 at 11:13 am | In assholes, teh funny, the forg, timesuck |

These videos have nothing to do with each other, but I need to share them with you immediately.

First, Uncomplicatedly sent me a link to this gem from my future home state of California. It’s horse racing, on a horse track and everything — but with women. Women in bikinis! Look out, wet t-shirt contests and mud wrestling; this is objectification for the 21st century.

Next up, this is from a couple of months ago… but I, like most of us, have a fascination with child movie stars. They’re like aliens! Especially Dakota Fanning, who is clearly a 47-year-old stuck in a tween’s body. So I must say thank you, SNL, for ‘The Dakota Fanning Show’.

Bonus: Drew Barrymore — a FORMER CHILD STAR — playing that girl from Little Miss Sunshine! That’s about as deep as I get on a Monday, I don’t know about you.

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  1. Harry Potter? I’m not familiar.

    Comment by kyle — June 5, 2007 #

  2. The SNL sketch is poor writing with absolutely no research. Dakota is a big fan of Harry Potter and has done VO work for the Family Guy. Also, her mother’s name is Joy.

    Humor works better if a little research is involved.

    Comment by otto — June 5, 2007 #

  3. Otto, you must be the highlight of every party.

    Comment by petitpoussin — June 5, 2007 #

  4. waah waah… cue the debbie downer muted trumpet for that guy! hello! it’s Amy Poehler in a little girls dress! Instant comedy! Case closed.

    Comment by kyle — June 5, 2007 #

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