Did somebody say “Hot Off?”July 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm | Posted in pop culture, teh funny, the forg, timesuck | 54 Comments
My darling, dear, confused friend BFP proposed what some might call the ultimate hot off: my dear beloved JT versus… Saul Hudson AKA Slash. From Guns and Roses. (Erm, and Velvet Revolver.)
Avid readers, I ask: Are you fucking kidding me?!
or Prince Bad Hair Day?
Maybe we could compare hatwear… yanno, just to level the playing field.
Can anyone guess whose influences include Michael Jackson?
How about… AEROSMITH?!
Okay, but at least in that last one he looks better.
I will say that these dudes are probably about even in terms of overall group hotness (or lack thereof):
Guns N’ Roses
They also both lose points for that “N with the apostrophe any damn place thing.” Vom.
Too bad this isn’t a dance off, because my baby would have this in the bag. But can we leave this to the music? I mean, do we really wanna go there?
Ha, you don’t have a choice! Let’s watch JT dancin’ on the ceilin’ for a minute.
My blog, so I’m posting the one GNR song I can stand. Yeah yeah, you know what that means.
I’m sorry, I fell asleep. Is Slash even in that one?
Well, folks, it’s in your hands now. But hey — BFP — next hot off, let’s try for two actual hot people, yeah? Just to keep it interesting, I mean.